By Anonymous - 18/06/2015 16:56 - Netherlands - Gennep

Today, I was in a hot tub at a public sauna. After chatting with a friendly couple, I decided to go get some lunch. I was halfway out of the water when the man started laughing and said he'd thought I was a woman. I am. FML
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Tournesol143 28

How odd. Presumably you had a top on? He needs his eyesight checked. :-)

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lily05_fml 16

Probably because he thought you had a bulge bigger than his

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Comments

Cads1 24

Hips and breasts would be a tell tale sign.

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chosha_fml 26

#14 I think that's the point here - that OP's breasts are so small that when she got halfway out of the water, he thought she was a guy.

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ghetto_child 19

most people I've seen usually sit in hot tubs up to their necks. combine that with the bubbling water and he probably couldn't tell she was wearing a top

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Cads1 24

Excellent point. He should have felt her up to be sure. P.S That was a joke.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him if he can't tell the difference then he can suck your dick

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ididntdoitiswear 14

Wouldn't that be a little counterproductive?

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kindasortayeah 25

...she would need a penis for that to happen. The post was about her lacking one.

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esamolwan 18

bricks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me

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Polynomial 28

Yes, 28. No stick is the point though.

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TheLittleOnion 18

That saying is this most untrue I've ever heard. Words always hurt, whether it be small or big.

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Mortoli 30

apparently they've never had a dictionary thrown at em.

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MidnaLink 33

I just checked, it is considered inappropriate and unsanitary to wear a bathing suit in a sauna in the Netherlands.

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Krwman 8

Re-friggin-gardless. Such a comment has to blow up in someone's face. You were in the presence of idiocy.

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MidnaLink 33

So… the fact that you had **** couldn't convince him?

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Tannasgh 22

What a jerk...however purely out of scientific curiosity... :)

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nandybear 19

If that much of a bulge is created, it's time for a trim!

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ProgrestYourself 4

....i dont get it..... wouldn't you have had a bathing suit top on? ....something only a woman wears in a hot tub....

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MidnaLink 33

No, in the Netherlands, Finland and some other parts, it's culturally inappropriate to not be nude, just as long as you have a towel.

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sturschaedel 27

61, as far as I know this goes for pretty much all of Europe. I can at least vouch for Germany, Austria, Slovenia and Croatia.

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