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By dogestuffup - 30/03/2016 13:19 - Jordan - Amman

Today, I was in a 5-hour-long flight. It turned out that the passenger beside me is an author I admire. Halfway into the flight, my little son poured a whole glass of mango juice on his suit, and as if that wasn't enough, he vomited on both of us minutes later. Thanks, son. FML.

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