Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping my friend move into a new apartment. As... - FML

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By neirbanian97 - 26/06/2016 04:35 - United States - Pomona

Today, I was helping my friend move into a new apartment. As we were carrying his table up a flight of stairs he drops it to answer a call leaving me to hold up the solid oak table. I ended up having to let go. Needless to say the table went tumbling down and now he wants $700 for a new one. FML.

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crims0nangel 16

Sunday 26 June 2016 17:33

Totally his own fault. Phone calls can be returned at a later time.

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 26 June 2016 21:20

You're completely blame free.

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crims0nangel 16

Sunday 26 June 2016 17:33

Totally his own fault. Phone calls can be returned at a later time.

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 26 June 2016 21:20

You're completely blame free.

C8H18 33

Monday 27 June 2016 7:27

He essentially dropped the table on YOU if he let go leaving you to support all the weight yourself. You could have been seriously injured. You don't even owe him your friendship.

stpdmnky 7

Monday 27 June 2016 7:39

shit like this is why I don't help people move

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:51

Who answers the phone on the f#ing stairs, even if they're _not_ carring a massive oak table? Your friend is a dick.

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