By anonymous - 19/02/2011 13:12 - United States

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Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
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missjessicaaaa 0

now I'll never think of the word "abracadabra" the same way

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Airch 9

HavinggreatsexLAD. This almost made my night. Sad, sad life I have :(

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UpsidedownKayak 9

"Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and I reached climax" is how I read this. You totally deserve it. I am guessing that you are running around bragging to everyone. Now, stop throwing it in our faces!

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Sodahpop 0

lol jealous much u 40 year old virgin??

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atomheartm_fml 0

No, he's right, there's like a million ****** FMLs and well after a while they become pointless.

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doryoku 7

lmfaooo oh wow people these days :P

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rawr9able 4

Mk let me get this straight, you're going to complain about having amazing sex and getting your ****** because he said something funny? Get a sense of humor for christs sake sex is suppose to be fun not serious 24/7 o_O YDI for complaining like a wuss.

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Nico1929 5

No, what he did was perform a disappearing act as he got up and went to grab a beer and just before he stepped out the door you could hear him whisper... *Alakazam*

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Whorebiscuits 4

That must have been a magical moment in bed. he must have cast a spell in you. At least his wand wasn't malfunctioning, and it was amazing

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SeaChicken 0

If my boyfriend would say that while climaxing i'd be his bj-slave for a year.

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SeaChicken 0

that was supposed to be a reply on a comment.

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