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By  pen_is_hole  |  1

I see what you did there.

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  Drigr  |  8

When will women realize that either A) men don't if the orgasm so faking is pointless, or B) men are willing to work on getting them to orgasm naturally and faking isn't doing EITHER of us a favor?

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  AKGirlinSD  |  20

83- exactly! Real men want to make sure their woman is satisified, sexually. Unfortunately, we don't know if the original poster's wife was drunk or any other factors. But at least he acknowledges it as opposed to pretending it didn't happen.

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  putloginhere  |  6

A for effort :D

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  auzz1_pride  |  9

Thumbed down for stop trying. Now i'm gonna get thumbed down :/

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  GVirdi  |  11

Let's get thumbed down together :D

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  crimsonprodigy  |  15

I wanna be part of this too.

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  airforce987  |  20

First time I ever wanted to be thumbed down

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  MedKits  |  9

Oh, the humanity!

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  challan  |  19

Mr Fuzzies and I are in 100% agreement. If a man fell asleep on me during sex, it was because I'm the gold medalist of love making. The master of the bedroom universe. C'mon Op, give yourself props!

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  GVirdi  |  11

I like how your picture matches so good with your picture Mine just doesn't make sense But I wish I could be like OP when things get heated with me and my wife :c Oh wait.. Crap I forgot I'm single and 15

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  auzz1_pride  |  9

33) I'm confused, if you're going to be the next Charlie sheen then you have to go out and meet some ladies and have a terrible first sex, then you can post it on FML for us all too read^^

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  GVirdi  |  11

40 if you talked to my friend you would know what it's like to really be confused And it's 5am, I've been talking to her alot, I'm sorry to everyone for any confusion Dx

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  Inheritance  |  10

61- Are you really crying about someone's profile picture on FML? Kinda sad if you ask me.

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  auzz1_pride  |  9

76) what's your point? People comment about others profile/picture all the time an I don't see you getting up their ass at them so stfu and go back to what you were doing.

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  AsianCookie247  |  14

And you two need to have a talk about that subject &find out what she likes or prefers, do anything so it's enjoyable for the both of you and she'll actually be excited about being intimate with you.

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Agreed. There definately needs to be more communication between OP and his wife; especially since she didn't seem so bothered about falling asleep. If I fell asleep on my man, I would be utterly mortified.

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  HiIAmKevin  |  8

Nothing a few whips and chains can't fix. You gotta turn her ass on then leave her hanging. That's called teasing...after that she will be wanting it. Then you pull out the video camera and role playing. All set!

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  22cute  |  17

75 - penis size does NOT make you a good lover, ok? Most guys with big dicks think they've got it made & they don't need to learn any techniques -WRONG! And a small penis would not put your wife to sleep like boring technique will, I promise.

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  hardehar  |  9

I never read it that way....I took it as she fell asleep, he stopped and when she woke up again started her fake orgasm because she didn't realise she'd fallen asleep and he'd stopped? No? Just me thinking that way then?

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  DjeePee  |  24

"and when she woke up again started her fake orgasm because she didn't realise she'd fallen asleep and he'd stopped?" I think you notice pretty soon that your partner isn't moving, even when you just woke up...

By  ladyLALAA  |  28

I know everyone's going to say "you're doing it wrong." However, clearly your wife needs to try a bit harder herself. If she fell asleep because she was that tired she should have just said no. I would be so upset if my man fell asleep on me!

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  22cute  |  17

Exactly, Pdp. Some people can't be pleased. Falling asleep only happens when we need sleep (expt narcolepsy). And faking is something you do to please others. She loves you & wants you to be happy - and she needs some sleep.

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