Sex and Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated...

By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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You deserved it 86 669

By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 857

You deserved it 6 359

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By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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You deserved it 10 461

U wot m8?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, my now ex-boyfriend said to me, “Who’s your daddy?” during the deed and it was so off-putting, I said my dad's actual name. FML

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You deserved it 232

Get on with it

By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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You deserved it 7 104

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By ifeeldirty - 27/10/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 073

You deserved it 8 877

By undoable - 08/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 183

You deserved it 9 755

Sex talk

By Baby - 26/01/2017 08:30 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was having sex with an ex when he whispered in my ear, "Who's my baby?" I, being very bad at dirty talk, said, "You." FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 611

You deserved it 1 586

By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 386

You deserved it 11 416

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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You deserved it 2 232

michael_wells831 16

Monday 29 December 2014 10:50

I never have a girl call me daddy it's just weird and a turn off like I'm not trying to role play incest haha

sarah2144 14

Monday 29 December 2014 10:56

Saying who's your daddy during sex is creepy as ****.

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Overreactive 16

Monday 29 December 2014 11:14

Lol she was probably just confused

anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12

Monday 29 December 2014 11:14

I'm going to guess the milkman.

chazzywazzy654 22

Monday 29 December 2014 23:07

Why is this thumbed down, it's hilarious xD

abigiggles 39

Monday 29 December 2014 11:14

This is a repeat. I've read it before.

SeriousJoker72 18

Monday 29 December 2014 11:19

Dude that's really weird and creepy! Why would you even ask that!?

____gerard____ 11

Monday 29 December 2014 11:41

It's kinda normal .__. But it's also ******* terrifying

__GLaDOS__ 5

Monday 29 December 2014 11:21

Is it just me, or are there too many "daddy names in relationships" FMLs?

kaylee129 14

Monday 29 December 2014 11:37

Complete turn off!

fiveforfighting 26

Monday 29 December 2014 11:45

Oops! I'm sure she knows you didn't know and she may have found it funny even, good luck in the future OP!

smeboo 12

Monday 29 December 2014 11:45

Welp! Definitely not you! Guess you should never use that phrase again.... Please...

Geffort 10

Monday 29 December 2014 11:53

lol very funny.

TomeDr 24

Monday 29 December 2014 12:17

Who says things like that? Weirdo.

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