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By SoCallMeBubba - 21/01/2016 14:16 - United States - Williamsburg
Today, I was having sex with my ex-girlfriend. As I was just about to finish, she leaned upward towards my ear and whispered, "Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?" Immediate flaccid penis. FML