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Was a brand new Jedi, with his own communications issues. Oh well. I thought it was funny.

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LOL, I thought the exact same thing when I saw this FML. And for the record, I've dated plenty of smart, nerdy guys who might have cracked jokes like that in general or even during foreplay, but not so far into the act as to be a mood killer. Seriously, WTH?

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If we are talking about flying colors we must be talking about light and therefore "white" includes ALL the colors. So.. Yeah.. SIENCE!!!

Why do people say they're close to an orgasm..? I never do that.. neither does my boyfriend. So much better without all the talking.

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I find communication is key in the bedroom. For instance, directions like "harder," "let me get on top," or "wrong hole!" are all very useful. I view giving a head's up when it comes to orgasming is just common courtesy.

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Judging by some fmls, some people's sex lives would have been much better if only they both could shut the hell up and f**k.

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#19, nothing wrong with some directions, but as I'm in a relationship I think my bf already knows what I want, and he does, and when you're in a relationship you should know what to do in bed. And if not, then yeah, some directions. But yelling "I'm going to cum!" is just pointless and ruins the mood.

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They probably saw the sarcasm just fine. What they were concerning themselves with was the "would of" which is incorrect and were trying to help you by correcting it with "would have". Sadly that seemed to go way, way over your head.

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...no no. It's ok, I'll finish for you. Some showers are golden. But for love of God, always ask your girlfriend if she actually likes to be pissed on before you commence!! ;)

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but don't you know *cartmanvoice * you just put it in her, slap her around a bit, then pee in her. :p

He was just trying to go green! Eh, maybe that joke is a little forced, anakin tell it may get thumbed down.

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