By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 478
You deserved it 10 405

Same thing different taste

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I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

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I'm so mad I'm going to wring your neck and hang you from a ceiling fan.

Didn't you read that FML about you mad bro? People get a beating when they ask people that.

Im no doctor, but he i think hes a bit insecure...

One does not need to be a doctor to identify insecurity.

day624 14

Hes very violent.. I suggest a therapist

There's a difference between jealousy and violence.

To be fair, OP was having a quiet candlelight dinner with it at the time.

perdix 29

Because a vibrator isn't stupid enough to get a job to keep his wife in fresh batteries ;)

sounds like an immature boyfriend, mine thinks the idea of me using a vibrator is really a turn on and he even takes initiative on using it on me himself during foreplay. Exactly how it should be ! :)

I read your comment too fast and thought you said he uses it on himself. :/

IS HE FRIGGIN GAY OR PLAIN CRAZY?!?!