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By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom
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By  olpally  |  32

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By  olpally  |  32

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  olpally  |  32

Awesome boyfriend and family you have to put up with* haha.

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  aklm15  |  14

I still don't see how you went from awesome family to family you have to put up with.

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  PinkieKeen  |  20

Honestly, when I first read this FML, I was disgusted. I went all feminist mode like, "OMG WOMEN R NOT OBJECTS U USE 2 FUCK TREET US BETTR PLZ" but then I realized that I can't take a joke.

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  perdix  |  29

I don't know what you are saying. Are you saying that major musicians have multiple penises? Or, they have multiple people to give blowjobs to? I doubt you have to be a major musician to find people to accept your blowjobs.

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Oh so SHE's the musician in your comment. It took reading your second comment and two rereadings of your first to get that, so no, we didn't know what the hell you were saying.

By  lightanddark  |  17

why would he fellate himself?

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  tj4234  |  35

Well if you could, why wouldn't you? You know what they say... If you want so ethi gdone right you gotta do it yourself.

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  kxxjoejoexxk  |  8

Well they say tooting your own horn feels more like tooting a horn than your horn being tooted

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  M3DIC4T3  |  29

Frankly I'd have a talk with him about respecting me. Jokes are meant to be funny. If he's gonna be cracking sexual innuendoes that shows me I'm dating an immature douche not worthy of my time.

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  M3DIC4T3  |  29

Maybe not necessarily disrespectful but it's not appropriate. I have boundaries and certain things just push my buttons. That's where respect falls into place.

By  olpally  |  32

BAZINGA! :D

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