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By AtLeastTheFoodWasGood - 22/04/2016 23:59 - Canada - Madoc

Today, I was having dinner at the local Chinese restaurant. I sat by a window with full view of my car. I also had full view as someone hit my car, took a look at the damage, took a look at me watching, then quickly get back in their car and drive away. FML

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