By spaceavery - 24/09/2016 04:53 - United States - Gresham

Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with my husband. When he blew his load, he also blew something else - a giant glob of snot, directly at my face. FML
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cacheson 41

Wow, blowing loads from both ends. That's really... a skill... that a person probably should not have...

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RichardPencil 30

How did he get snot to come out of his penis? That's gotta be some kind of medical miracle! On the bright side, you have a new Urban Dictionary entry. Call it the Mississippi Wide Load, or something as colorful.

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captainsmegma 12

Maybe this is one of those times when 69 should have been your position of choice.

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alaina1104 11

Snot still would have been involved. Just... Not on her face

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soulebelius 17

I accidentally drooled in my wife's mouth during ******.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Bad, but you exchange saliva when kissing so it wouldn't be completely new.

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Bengemon825 15

I don't think you can complain about snot if you're getting cum blown all over you too

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creditless 14

hey u should be proud of yourself for causing that... most guys don't get to experience the very rare Unicorngasm...

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dansco 24

Next time get him to blow his load on your face so it can't happen again. Plus you have a cheap anti ageing cream lol

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