Animals: Today, I was having a panic attack and my service dog cares more... - FML

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By lifewithaveteran - 27/04/2016 03:14 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was having a panic attack and my service dog cares more about the Mouse running across the floor then calming me down. Fml

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baka4815 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 7:26

Don't take it too seriously. Probably just instincts

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baka4815 21

Thursday 28 April 2016 7:26

Don't take it too seriously. Probably just instincts

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