Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting....

By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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The fun never ends

By Yudith - 02/01/2023 03:00 - Canada

Today, I found a New Year's surprise: a cockroach in my kitchen drawers. FML

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By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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Asshole Design

By thehaystackerine - 01/03/2020 12:00

Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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By Newly Minted Canuck - 22/04/2017 20:00

Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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purpleturtle16 20

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:46

The Universe is trying to make you stick to your goal! Please call the pizza place and ask for a refund.

llamarrama01 21

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:46

That must've really bugged you.

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:58

Cheaters never prosper.

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 10 February 2015 11:00

Tell that to the Patriots.

x3sarax3 17

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:59

That's some bad karma right there. I'd freak out.. And make a trip down there to speak to the manager.. And call corporate.

Kirbyzx 16

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:00

I see no discrepancy. Extra protein, no extra cost.

think_pink02 4

Wednesday 7 January 2015 22:26

Yes #14 it is extra protein, but it's also a cockroach that got in there without anybody knowing, meaning it's very very unsanitary Especially it being a COCKROACH for heavens sake !!!

conman317 14

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:10

Still legally food safe. Just a little extra protein.

TheLadyOpal 30

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:10

That cockroach died to help you reach your goal. Don't let its sacrifice go to waste!

badgercheese94 16

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:15

You're making 2 weeks seem like a long time to diet.

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 7 January 2015 19:56

If you have always eaten poorly, the first two weeks would probably be the hardest and seem like a long time. It would be like breaking any other habit, the first so many weeks/ months suck since you are breaking routine.

wyverntail 15

Wednesday 7 January 2015 22:51

It really is. I'm on a diet and it's been about 3 weeks as well and I already cheated with a few cookies, 4 slices of pizza, and some chocolate.... But I did find almond butter that's made of pure almonds, so that's helping my sweet tooth...

Brandi_Faith 33

Thursday 8 January 2015 21:10

I think that anyone that goes on a diet finds it hard no matter how long (or little) they've been on it. Cutting out food you love and eating things that aren't your normal foods and probably aren't nearly as tasty is always hard no matter who you are or how you eat. Changing things & breaking bad habits are always difficult and there's no shame in admitting it.