Love: Today, I was happy because I got to spend time with my crush... - FML

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By I don't understand :( - 23/04/2016 03:05 - United States - King George

Today, I was happy because I got to spend time with my crush at a school event. Just before he left, he took me aside and said that another girl cried on his shoulder before confessing that she loved him. He asked for my advice because "you're a girl, maybe you understand all these girl things". FML

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