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By Anonymous / Saturday 5 October 2013 08:17 / United States
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Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

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Why not just buy a microwave? I got one at a thrift store for like $30 bucks. Much cheaper than throwing out food because you forget.

Nailed it op, but I understand I once forgot my freezer was broken and bought a gallon of icecream

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You know why ice cream "soup" is so much sweeter than cold ice cream? It's because the cold numbs your taste buds, thus more sugar is added so as to make sure the ice cream is sweet even when it's frozen. Then, when the ice cream melts, it becomes almost double as sweet because your taste buds are not numbed and can taste everything..

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Too complicated. It'd be better to just throw all of them out, wait a couple more weeks (or days) until OP forgets again, go back to the grocery store, and repeat the process all over again.

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I dont think hot pockets have oven directions on them, but it should still work. just dont put that sleeve they give you in with it.

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this fml reminds of another fml.where the girlfriend sends the boyfriend to get food since the electricity went out and he came back with one minute ramen

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And there's the one where OP's husband brings home the metric cunt load of ham after the power went out at their house.

If only there were SOME other way to cook them...like, like, a box-shaped appliance that gets very hot inside and is meant to cook things...has some burners on top. Ah, darn, too bad the microwave is the only way.

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"I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up This is fucking awesome"

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