By his pants would be on fire - 28/05/2017 18:00
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File a police report....and get rid of the roommate! This can only escalate.
Cons do this all the time. I've seen it on Cops.
If you can, kick your roommate out. If you can't, try to move out. If he does this again, try to press charges for him stealing your car.
just keep the keys with you at all times? or get a steer lock. but yeah, I would kick him out or move myself
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I'll be kicking him out of the house
You may have so-called evidence, but he has "alternative facts" going for him. At this point in history, we just have to go with the more popular reality* *As determined by the Electoral College.