Miscellaneous: Today, I was given very dirty looks for laughing in the middle...

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By Dunnahoo - 12/07/2016 04:49

Today, I was given very dirty looks for laughing in the middle of a funeral. The kicker? It was actually my brother that laughed, and it was his own dirty joke that he was laughing at. FML

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blackrose1996 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 23:54

I would have said I remember a funny moment with the the person

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blackrose1996 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 23:54

I would have said I remember a funny moment with the the person

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