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By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 23:09 / United States
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By  shadowtrooper  |  0

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

By  littlemissalex  |  3

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

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By  shadowtrooper  |  0

hahaha dude stop drinking and driving

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  Psychotic_EGG  |  0

Are you the guy from TFLN who went to work out drunk at 3 something in the morning after going to whataburger? cause if so double win on being here and on there in the same evening. but either way. don't drink and drive jerk. there's people trying to live on this planet. though you were in the states...

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  I_iz_B_a_troll  |  23

I typed a comment but accidentally clicked cancel D: FML(:

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I don't get why they were breath testing in a drivethrough

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  codyjeffers97  |  0

I got a DUI on my horse.

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If it can be thought it can be done. Just make sure you send in those requests forms to Jesus Christ if it is beyond the impossible.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

actually theres 2 ways this can be read today, i got what i deserved. today, i am a giant tool. im not sure which one applies more...whats also sad is that this idiot seems to think this is in some way unfair.

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^ Cause he obviously thinks that he will be cooler if he drinks and drives. Man you gotta read between the lines, everything is there it can answer all the questions man. Just look at it man, become the words.

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200- Your comment was epic. I could almost see smoke clouds when I read it lol. Even you cat looks blazed. Keep up the good work =D ..(thinks to self:I REALLY need a cannabis card..)

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  Temi25  |  6

do they sell beer?

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  calphae  |  5

there are drive through bottle shops in Australia. I thought it was strange when I first saw them but it's amazing how quickly you get used to things and can't imagine them any other way :)

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

theres nothing wrong with drive thru bottle shops, because people arent going to drink on premises anyway. youre going there to buy something to take with you, so why not? the difference between driving in, getting out, purchasing and driving home is no different to driving in, placing an order, purchasing and driving home. the only changing variable is the convenience.

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  MCweSCRAPPY  |  2

Whataburger is the best munchies food EVER!!! that and pineapple. "Alright officer, I'll get in your car just as soon as I get my Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit"

By  stevendsi  |  0

how did that happen?

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  Mc8005  |  9

I work as a Security Officer at a Whataburger in Corpus Christi (the original home-town of Whataburger). Drunks passing out in the drive-thru is a very common experience. Standard procedure is to instruct the drunk to pull out of the line so the other drivers can keep going through, and detain the drunk for the police. The drive-thru is a serious problem late at night on the weekends. I've had to step in and prevent fights, and even disarm one idiot who decided to draw a pistol because he was short on cash to pay for his order.

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  iTransform  |  8

OP was probably taking forever to order so the cop got pissed, hit the lights intending on scaring OP off, and got lucky because of OP's stupidity. Alcohol breath behind the wheel = NO NO

By  littlemissalex  |  3

Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person

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  pink_raindrops  |  26

To me the way this FML is written seems like he's made about getting the DUI in a drive through more than the fact he got a DUI in general. If he wasn't drunk, all he had to do was ask for a breathalyzer test to prove the cop wrong. Alot of drunk people go to a drivethru.

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  fAiRyMaN3  |  0

hello Einstein he said he was given a DUI that means driving under the influence of anything and since he was ordering food he was probably really stoned not drunk.

By  FmL_bitch  |  0

what's a "DUI" ?

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  stevendsi  |  0

drunk under influence

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  JoHire  |  0

^No, it isn't the same, driving under the influence can be medication, marijuana and alcohol. I'll tell you I've never gotten drunk by taking pain meds but I know I can't drive while under the influence of them.

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  geeksaresexy  |  18

Intoxication and being under the influence are the same thing.. You can be classed as intoxicated with any substance that impairs your judgement/ alters your mind.

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