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By Anonymous - / Thursday 25 October 2012 05:45 / United States
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By  jacquesromualdez  |  12

Why did you get embarrassed all of a sudden?

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Could've been part of a sudden, don't assume things.

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  Theblackrose8  |  5

Eh, happened to me and my bf but in reverse. It just happens

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  silbot  |  11

He might not have shaved... He might not have showered... Basically he could have been hairy and dirty as fuck down there and that's why he was embarrassed

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  kattylizbeth  |  19

142- you have to be 13 to have an fml account. As a 14 year-old, I think people who think teens aren't smart or mature enough to be on here should get the eff off themselves. But, that's just me. Also, I frequently find that I am more mature than a lot of the 20-30 year old posters. Just saying.

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  Esma_fml  |  10

149- okay just chill out, the point of this website is for people to be able to post their opinions and say what they think there's no need to get cranky

By  CuriousAlien  |  7

Why would you even feel embarrassed? Is your penis small or something?

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  Eric125125  |  13

That makes it even funnier !!!!!

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  Grimmerie  |  31

I used to refuse sex all the time with girls because it's almost impossible to find a casual way of saying "by the way I don't actually have a penis." My current girlfriend is AWESOME and doesn't care, but if you're dating someone new and maybe you're getting intimate for the first time it's very difficult to bring up things you're embarrassed about.

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  nota90skid  |  11

Having a small penis is a disability you wouldn't make fun of guy in a wheelchair would you it's not something they can just simply change. Unless you got cash.

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  Jac_d_ipper  |  10

Does = Must

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  Fisheyedfool7  |  2

FACT! Unless you're in the closet???

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  Inheritance  |  10

How does one turn down a bj?

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

37, if you're the closet shit your eyes and imagine a guy?

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  WritingWrongs  |  8

Like I said in reply to "1", bj's are just uncomfortable awkward, and just plain un-enjoyable to me. I can't help but get the feeling that it's degrading to women.

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  Yodaevil  |  4

#91, is right. I never feel like less of a man or weaker if I go down on a woman. It makes me feel good that I can do something that pleases her, that she can just kick back and enjoy the experience. (I enjoy it too) so why would you assume you know how she feels about performing on you? It's rude to think for your partner, let her decide how she fells about it. If its bad or she doesn't enjoy it, trust her to tell you. That's how a good relationship works.

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  leena24  |  11

I'm a girl. I love giving blowjobs. I never feel degraded. Case closed.

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  miss_madison  |  10

This would be me: Me- "Why love? What's wrong?" Boyfriend- "I would just rather please you" Me- "if that's what you want. I'm ok with pleasing you." In my head- I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!!!!

By  zandalee  |  19

I actually get what you mean OP. Most people need to feel pretty comfortable with both themselves and their partner before the intimacy of a blowjob. Show her how you feel about her and she won't feel inadequate.;)

By  yousuck44  |  11

Would you he felt better, if she had ripped the condom with her teeth?

By  perdix  |  29

It's you, sir, who is inadequate. Your Man Card is being revoked. Men learn how to handle rejection of their sexual advances, but turning down a woman is devastating. I'll probably get thumbed down to oblivion for pointing this out, but if you're a guy who wants to be with a woman, you've got to accept some sexual rejection from her (hopefully only occasionally), but be willing to perform for her on demand. Not fair, but that's the way it is. What did you say her number was?

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  CharresBarkrey  |  15

16 - it's from a song...

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  tnlander  |  20

The area code is 212 and the number is from up state New York. The lady paid almost $200,000 to get the number in an auction. Call her, she's lonely.

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  griffy14  |  9

Nah. He should keep his man card. Teaching the girl a lesson. There are days when men don't feel "pretty" and feel fat and just want to drink beer and eat Bon bons on the couch on days like that. She should respect that.

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