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By cashier number 4 please - 27/03/2016 21:50 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I was forced to go paint balling with my coworkers. The parts of my body not covered in bruises from paintballs now ache from running whilst wearing over 15lbs of body armour and equipment. And instead of becoming friends we took the game too seriously and now hate each other FML

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