Work: Today, I was fired from my job as a front desk assistant at my...

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By Zeke102 - 14/12/2016 11:14

Today, I was fired from my job as a front desk assistant at my university by email. This was after my boss had told me to enjoy my holiday break, and that she'd see at work when I get back. FML

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