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By OnlyChild - 16/05/2009 00:05
Today, I was expecting a package from UPS. So I got dressed up, did my make-up, and basically made myself presentable. Unfortunately, I fell asleep and woke up to find the package waiting for me on the porch. I then realized that I am indeed a sad, lonely person. FML