FML : Today, I was entering my dormitory when I felt an ungodly pressure in my bowels. I ran into the bathroom and dumped all my possessions on the floor but...

1

See the top FMLs

Content deleted

Today, I was entering my dormitory when I felt an ungodly pressure in my bowels. I ran into the bathroom and dumped all my possessions on the floor but the demonic force within me was too strong and I shat all over my clothes and the bathroom floor. I cleaned up but my clothes are full of shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shitstorm - / Friday 17 March 2017 16:11 / South Africa - Stellenbosch

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By lukcy_basartd | 11

#7427534 - Tuesday 21 March 2017 09:16

Which begs the question, have you ever considered the benefits of shitting your pants?

Comments

By lukcy_basartd | 11

#7427534 - Tuesday 21 March 2017 09:16

Which begs the question, have you ever considered the benefits of shitting your pants?

Similar

Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, I was at my job as a cashier when a man called me his "Grocery Slave." I was almost offended, but then I thought about my salary. I am a Grocery Slave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ehrmagahd - / Wednesday 19 December 2012 05:17 / United States - Decatur

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when...

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

See all the Nearly FMLs

Loading data…

Republic of Korea

Time to invest in a gas mask!

Today, after living in Korea for 6 months due to my husband's military career, doctors finally found out why I've been sick since I've been here. I'm allergic...

Today, or actually a couple days ago, I went to get a drink with a boy I like, accidentally got too drunk and remember nothing except that I decided to...

See all the World FMLs

See all FML photos