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Usually I can sense sneezing coming, were you like, "hmm, I have to sneeze, I'm gonna start chewing then sneeze so I can have the right to post this on FML!"

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Most of them are thumbed down because 1) They're thread-jacking just so that their comment is seen And 2) They aren't funny. Seriously, if you're going to thread-jack then at least say something funny. Reading retarded comments like the ones above make me want to bash my skull in with a hammer.

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KingDingALing is right, (cool nick btw) I'm also guessing ppl are just being dumb to, and just want see alot of red I don't think I ever come across an fml with so many negatives.

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#129 if you snezze hard enough anything is possible, one year that my allergies where really bad I snezzed so hard I cracked a rib, hurt like a bitch to.

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138- Yes many things are possible when you sneeze, such as collapsing a lung. I assume noodles didn't end up entangled in you ribs when you sneeze. Therefore cracked rub have nothing to do with noodles being stuck in other places than your nose when you sneeze.

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#172 the cracked ribs part of my comment was just to add to my 1st sentence that with a hard enough snezze an anything is possible, but read it just as it is, be imaginative (don't know if I spelled that right), and don't take it so seriously, as for my 1st comment, when I read the fml I got mental pic of guy with noddles in his nose, then I thought lol that funny if he snezzed hard that he shat his pants. Think of the previous fml abt shating violently and this one together. idk I have a twisted sense of humor.

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could have been worse, you could have stabbed yourself in the eyes! So what, they went up your nose. get over it, you were lucky they got your nose rather than eyes.

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