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By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 June 2016 02:09 / United States - Brooklyn
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  ragnarok1540  |  36

Well played, sir! Do you by any chance host the annual Miss Headmaster competition? The first runner up is OP's mom ... and Miss Headmaster 2016 is Miss Veronica Caukgobbla, for her tantalizing acrobatic skills in the talent competition and excellent performance on the oral exam!

By  RubeusSwagrid  |  11

I doubt it, she probably sucks. Or maybe that's why she's so good...

By  arano  |  29

Even if it is your parents, it's still a pretty funny joke. My parents say jokes like this all the time. I find them hilarious. As long as you don't keep the mental image for too long...

By  trucker2  |  32

Should tell him not tonight.... You got a dental appointment !!!

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