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By  morgaleigh  |  6

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.

By  FreeDrinks  |  4

This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"

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By  emvictoria  |  9

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

How do you not know there's food mushed in your bra, and do you eat with your feet or something, is that how food gets in your shoe? You crazy monkey. :p

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  xxdark  |  3

I find crumbs in my bra/cleavage all the time, but I agree.. 'mushed' is a bit erghhh haha I get food in my hair all the time too, but it is waist length so that's pretty self explanatory :)

By  FreeDrinks  |  4

This reaffirms what Jeff Dunham said about a woman's purse/handbag... "You can turn it upside down and shake it, nothing will fall out, turn it back up 'Look! a bowling ball!'"

By  morgaleigh  |  6

On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, And on to the floor, And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden, And under a bush, And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty As tasty could be, And then the next summer, It grew into a tree. The tree was all covered, All covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, And tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti, All covered with cheese, Hold on to your meatball, Whenever you sneeze.

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  rattusrattus  |  18

The version I know goes: "A couple of years later The bush was a tree And now I have meatballs Each night for my tea." There has been a great debate in my family between those who believe in the meatball tree (headed by my mother) or those who believe the narrator found the original meatball and ate it (presumably it mutated into a giant meatball) (headed by my aunt).

By  nekosan_fml  |  0

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