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By tygerarmy - 15/03/2016 08:47 - United States - Brooklyn
Today, I was early for work. Before going in I took out my house keys, coins and etc, to make going through security easier. While getting out of my car I locked my doors. Then I saw my car keys in my car. Now I'm waiting for roadside assistance. There goes being early. FML