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Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

Damn that's gotta be the most bad ass excuse to leave your girlfriend. You will find someone much more worthy OP!

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It's a bad excuse but he broke up with you or a reason (which he may choose not to explain) and he did it with out insulting you would you rather him say "your ugly and getting fat, you are boring and annoying, I don't love you were breaking up."? Id go with mafia.

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*gun shots from every angle light up her house and destroy windows and appliances and eventually kill her* Our work here is done.

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*Begins to quote Bible verses while switching off the safety* And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!

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73-If Michellin tires work that well at protecting me, then those are the only tires I'm ever getting.

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It's hackneyed and cliched, not creative. It's every superheroes reason for not having a relationship, he just stole it out of a comic book.

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66- Please re-read the FML. Op's bf is fighting against the mafia, not in the mafia. I bet you aced reading comprehension.

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