By bitchasaurusrex - 15/02/2011 21:24 - Canada

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Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

Is there some sort of connection between the two? Does she want you to serenade your partner with sweet polka jams while you two go at it?

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woosah 16

to be honest though... we do need a few more according players... so. I mean, think about it at least

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rattusrattus 18

Your mother has no taste. She should have told you to get hammond organ lessons. :P

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jesses393 0

it's awesome to have open parents. my gfs mom buys me condoms

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Roxxay 6

because she thinks you're not intelligent enough to buy them on your own and she doesn't want to have a pregnant daughter

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I don't have this problem, my mom refuses to ride in the car while I am driving. I live several states away and if we are in a car together, she has to be driving. I am also past the point of her trying to give me "the talk". OP, You should learn to play the bagpipes, nothing is cooler than that.

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cotter96 0

music is a life saver just turn the radio up

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

yeah what do u know?

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

when i was in the 1st grade i had a teacher who would play her accordion really badly until we shut up if we were bad. no other punishment compared to ms. schoody

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell her you're going to learn to play the harmonica or the bagpipes to help you practice giving blow jobs. Men get turned on if you can play and blow at the same time.

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