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aFreedom127
| 9
Nothing beats a good BJ.
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Enslaved
| 36
Did you keep both hands on the wheel?
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aFreedom127
| 9
Nothing beats a good BJ.
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CaptainCola
| 7
Tis true, tis true
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leadman1989
| 15
Tries to think of something that does.
*head explodes
*head explodes
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SpruceDread4578
| 13
14-Which head are we talking about?
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gribbles
| 12
16 - of a beer of course!
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Mr_Trollsome
| 1
Win for the best friend
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RyNo24
| 4
Anal does
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nalia18
| 8
Hes probubly just given i a tip
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reaganomics
| 6
I would have aimed for every pot hole....
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WaSiSimiLang
| 8
Damn don't you wish op specified of the genders of the new friend and of op's self? I have many different thoughts and comments for each gender scenario...
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
16- are u retarded? It's pretty easy to tell its penis head when 1 says "BJ" and the FML says "head" when everyone knows that means BJ
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crazyladydaisy
| 4
61: are you retarded? He was commenting someone else who said "head explodes" so he simply asked "which head?" Read more carefully before you start making an ass out of yourself.
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guitarnugga1234
| 0
Wanna give me one?
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
I'm pretty sure a good round of fucking beets a BJ.
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aus1095
| 4
79---Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)
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aus1095
| 4
Sorry triple post by accident iPhone..
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aus1095
| 4
Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)
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RedPillSucks
| 30
Fucking Beets would be a new low in my life.
I'd prefer a BJ (not a Beet Job)
I'd prefer a BJ (not a Beet Job)
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lolthatscute
| 0
83: notice how she said nothing beats a *good* BJ ? not just any BJ, some people suck at BJ's. oh, wait no pun intended..
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aFreedom127
| 9
Now I love a good hard fucking, but sometime I just crave a good hard cock in my mouth.
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Naitsi
| 19
did you join?
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BIEBERSLAYER
| 10
Gotta love road head.
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friedchickenpie
| 14
Like the movie The World According to Garp. Stupid kid... shouldn't have cheated with your teacher... you deserved it being bitten off.
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friedchickenpie
| 14
That was to 46.
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tzuriel11
| 9
So how is this an FML?
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npalese22
| 2
...
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pexy_fml
| 16
100%
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Jonkbaby
| 16
I hope this friend is human
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yahoowizard
| 16
I hope this friend is a woman
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LlamaFlavoured
| 22
Homophobic much?
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graham11
| 14
Do you think this friend is an animal or something? It's obviously a woman..
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benderbot19
| 0
Robophobic much?
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
oh i had hoped his new friend was a two headed monkey-walrus with rainbow colored stripes
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RedPillSucks
| 30
@56 Why does the new friend have to be a woman?
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imthatguythatdid
| 0
Doesn't matter, got blown.
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downtime
| 12
89, Because not everyone is comfortable watching two guys getting it on, and that is the only way this could really be considered an FML situation, unless there was a seat to be cleaned.
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UrCapsLockOn
| 12
if his friend was a guy .. would make it more interesting FML
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Humanspider
| 18
Stop hating! Let your friend get that bj.
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Enslaved
| 36
Did you keep both hands on the wheel?
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redstone7693
| 29
Only the left hand
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kirklandt
| 0
Awks
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Jonkbaby
| 16
..ona Biyule?
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CaptainCola
| 7
He's just trying to get aHEAD of the game
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footbalperson09
| 0
i see you win
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2O12
| 6
Fuck his life, not yours mate.
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CuteGinger
| 2
I'm pretty sure he thinks his life is fairly decent. What with strangers giving him head.
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Isoldael
| 25
That's where you suddenly hit the brakes (wow, auto-correct turned "brakes" into "beagles"... That would have made for an awkward comment)
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Commiecakes
| 0
The one truly effective way to stop a bj. Hitting a beagle
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BaconBoy75
| 2
Gotta love autocorrect!
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Epic_Times
| 10
Aha, that comment made me laugh :) I can just imagine someone saying it in a serious tone while shrugging just for laughs.
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feldco1
| 17
I would have slammed on the breaks and watched to see what happened.
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dustyroaty
| 7
As long as it don't turn out like miss march...
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tacovender
| 7
Prediction: CHOMP!
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bananagrams
| 9
^^ I cringed when I read your comment
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RedPillSucks
| 30
"The world according to Garp"
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Nikki0228
| 10
I hope this friend is a female.. o-o
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hermitknut
| 22
Would that matter either way?
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
Nope! It wouldn't! I enjoy performing this act of mine and I'm a male :D
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builditbetter09
| 3
What's that at the end? The frame of a car?
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JinxosGirl87
| 0
Political correctness on FML.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
"Not that there's anything wrong with that..."
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Jnerdy97
| 13
I hope so too
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