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By poopy pants / Monday 8 April 2013 01:47 / United States
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48- No matter how you try to justify it, no matter the cause, asking for thumbs up is just BEGGING for an onslaught of downvotes.

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Well I asked thumbs up for yes vote and thumbs down for no vote. I was prepared for a burial in a sea of thumbs. I would venture to say that that is a little different than saying "thumbs up if you agree". Either way there is a million opportunities to redeem my mistakes. On to the next FML!

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true, at least he didn't just stop where he was and let rip. although it does leave the question of how did he wipe?

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He/She didn't. In certain situations you have to use your underwear to get most of the residue off, throw them away, and go commando.

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38- Op is already squated down by a tire, pretending to change it. Rotate body 180' degrees and wipe/rub your ass up against the tire edge. :p

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generally speaking if youre sqautting you don't have to wipe. I know this because I've visited many countries where they use sqaut toilets instead of sit and they never supply toilet paper

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Thanks, I appreciate that since sometimes people criticize me for being a little nutty.

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I can't be the only person that keeps a stack of fast food napkins in my glove box. Subway is there when I need to blow my nose. (:

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This just made my terrifying night for the second time... By the way, I'm looking to hire someone to slap me every time I think about listening to the original Japanese Lavender Town music. I listened to it earlier and I can't sleep, so here I am.

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