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Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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just imagine how cold a titanium toilet would be pressed up agaisnt the ass in the morning. i dont think you would want to shit anymore

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I guess it would qualify as a shity situation if he took a shit when he hit the toilet. If so, I bet that he would've wished that he would've driven the toilet and that he would've hit the vehicle instead.

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61..... Well if you ask for it then no one will, but what the heck i'll give it a try: " Horny whore is a dabbler poikilothermous". I put "a" there because i assumed you just forgot to do it. :D

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Agree with Kidd. #62, unless the toilet was painted with black non-reflective paint, it should've been perfectly visible at night. OP is either a terrible driver or...I don't actually have an or. OP is a terrible driver.

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Agree with Kidd. #62, unless the toilet was painted with black non-reflective paint, it should've been perfectly visible at night. OP is either a terrible driver or...I don't actually have an or. OP is a terrible driver.

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