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By ThePhoneHater - 08/02/2016 23:29 - United States

Today, I was driving back from work when I got into a minor accident in traffic. when the police arrived the old lady that bumped into me told the police, I was playing my phone with no hands in the steering wheel. my phone is at home charging, the officer said I hid it and he didn't want to lookFML

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