Intimacy: Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 05:29 - Europe

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Magicali - 22/04/2013 02:56 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML

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By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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By nakedness - 11/12/2011 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was getting dressed in my bedroom with the blinds open and had nothing covering my top half. I thought my neighbours wouldn't be able to see in through all the trees, that was until I heard someone wolf whistle and one of my neighbours running away. FML

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By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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Bmlacme 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:11

EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..

Lemun 1

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:12

LOL A little too confident ;)

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tonyv90 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:13

your prolly really fat and disgusting,

mrhahn530 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:13

I'll look at your goods if it'll make you feel better...

Calaura9 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:13

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ccc01 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:42

If a man did it, he could be arrested for public nudity. Seriously a guy in Illinois was arrested for being naked in his house making coffee at 5 am. The lady who called the cops said she saw him through his backyard window. She walked into his yard just to see that and call the cops on him.

AlmothePirate 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 8:36

she is too and if avman did it he'd be arrested in a heartbeat you dumb git.

quesidias 0

Friday 27 May 2011 16:57

maybe he's gay...

toastboy94 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 14:39

Yea she's a *****

CarlosDanger 12

Friday 31 October 2014 17:18

You are right. They would not call him a *****, but an idiot.

chachacha_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:16

thats whatcha getttt

ddogga 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:42

for wakin up in Vegas

TheRealEllieSan 9

Friday 14 October 2011 23:50

Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now

rhiley 26

Saturday 12 March 2016 10:48

that's whatcha get for waking up in vegas

darkimmortal777 6

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:17

****

Amphysvena 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 23:17

Way to go, you ho-bag. And not just a ho-bag, an ugly ho-bag. #14 - I'm pretty sure someone would care if a man did it. I'm quite certain he would get the same note. I'm also pretty sure he would close the blinds first.