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By mamaweston - 04/03/2016 08:29 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I was down to my last wits with my three year old who spent the day doing everything I told her not to do and doing nothing that I told her to do. I finally told her to go to time out where she then decided to tell me that she doesn't answer to me. FML

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