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By battered and bruised - 17/03/2016 08:35 - Australia - Koroit

Today, I was down the street with my husband and we saw some disabled people. He began mimicking and making fun of them,so I smacked his arm and told him to stop. An elderly lady saw and started beating me with her bag and umbrella while my husband kept up the charade yelling 'don't let her hit me!'

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