Kids: Today, I was doing the laundry when I found a massive shit stain...

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By Stigmamma - 16/06/2016 12:58 - Australia - Norlane

Today, I was doing the laundry when I found a massive shit stain in my son's underwear. I put them in the washing machine. The shit stain survived the wash cycle. FML.

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redskyontherox 15

Friday 17 June 2016 6:12

that would have gone straight in the trash at my house lol

faeryofshalott 25

Friday 17 June 2016 8:04

If you had to keep the underwear, why not use a stain remover or presoak before washing?

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redskyontherox 15

Friday 17 June 2016 6:12

that would have gone straight in the trash at my house lol

HollywoodHitter 21

Friday 17 June 2016 6:40

Just leave it on his bed, front and center. ?

faeryofshalott 25

Friday 17 June 2016 8:04

If you had to keep the underwear, why not use a stain remover or presoak before washing?

ImagineCrazy 27

Friday 17 June 2016 15:39

Someone's never heard of sharting

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