Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played...

By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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By JT. - 26/09/2015 13:08 - Luxembourg

Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By pianokiller - 09/05/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML

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By Joey - 11/03/2012 06:51 - Canada

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

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By WronglySad619 - 26/01/2011 10:31 - United States

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Gore - 18/06/2019 21:13 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML

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Graveyard remix

By Jacky-Boy - 07/08/2009 00:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my church. As the organ wasn't in tune I had to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in the end of a speech, I accidentally hit the 'demo' button. None of the grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats and turntable scratches. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:55

it is not your fault. They didn't tell you anything. You did your job, you are fine.

bobdole 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:56

they danced in spririt

Comments

JustCallMeCloud 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:52

I wonder how everyone reacted when he said that.

walkingonfire 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:25

its an honest mistake =)

Tehdeej 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 8:14

dude... I feel this. Weddings are teh worst gigs EVER. Bars/Clubs 4 life.

arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 13:18

Awkward, but that is an honest mistake.

redroses5 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 23:01

aaaaaaaaaakward.

Drockvp 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:57

you could had just said "today i was Dj'ing a wedding.. FML" lol

red_apples 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:03

At #4, yes they did!

theluckygirl28 8

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:35

lmaooo!!!! thats pretty hilarious!!!!!!

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:22

i would of definitely faked a heart attack.

Charmy_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 4:18

the blame is on them, they should have told you!

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