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wuts the big fucking deal? wut is so FML about a dirty fucking room and being told to clean it? wut r u a fucking 5 year old?

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72- the fact is, it's the irony, I thought it was worth reading, I really don't care of the fml is truly an FML!!! as long as it entertains me, way to be pessimistic

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this fml is too long. they dont even need to put the sex of the op on fmls anymore. all the emo fmls and long moodyand dramatic replies are by women or girly men, its obvious.

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107- I see the sex of the OP just fine... shows that pink angled down arrow representing female, If anything your pic is emish, I find these fml's quite humerous

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I don't understand, why people don't pick up after thier self. it really is not that hard. you make mess, pick up when your done. it takes about 30 seconds to clean up after your self, if you pick up when your done. YDI for being a slob.

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are you sure ur not just a highly trained monkey. and if ur relaxing just ignore the Dam call. or a least b pruden enough to put the phone on silent

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Sorry you dislike women so much. You obviously have not had the good fortune of meeting any. Good luck with ever attracting one with any sort of self-respect or intelligence. Then again, you probably couldn't handle that. You should probably stick to other men or women that require a bicycle pump!

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Ahem. FML seems to dislike me, so I'll repost my comment. Way to call yourself an idiot... Oh well. Self-deprecating humor is the best kind.

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That reminds me of a time I was working at a farm, and my job was to feed the pigs. After I poured the slop into the trough, a completely nude homeless man jumped out the slime, grabbed a pig and farted a sparkly blue flame that launched him into the air, disappearing in the clouds. When I told my boss, he muttered, "My whole life I've been waiting for this...." and looked up at the sky reverently.

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and why were they "day dreaming" with no pants on, and on top of that why would they rush to pick up the phone yet stop to slip on jeans? o_O

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There is nothing to indicate that the OP wasn't wearing pants; the OP slipped on jeans like most people slip on banana peels. rhanna, if you were just being cute with your comment, I'm sorry for elaborating.

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unpossible: I think rhanana interpreted the FML as the OP putting on a pair of jeans (slipping on jeans). That's what I thought at first but realised that he meant that a pair of jeans on the floor made him slip.

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No kidding? That's what I figured too. Then I thought maybe rhanana is capable of understanding double entendre and was just cracking a cute "no pants" joke. Wow, I used cracking and "no pants" in the same sentence; good job, me!

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wuts the big fucking deal? wut is so FML about a dirty room and being told to clean it? wut r u a fucking 5 year old?

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It's alright. The purpose of that wasn't to make fun of you (I apologise if this was how it was perceived), but just to point out something I thought was funny. Stay classy!

Uh... that's my normal wake-up routine. I wouldn't be able to function without tripping over yesterday's dirty laundry and stubbing my toe on my Docs every day. It's better than coffee ;D

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