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By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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ChrisLTC 3

Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

FMLephant 2

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.

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dotty23 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:36

Oh my gosh. Not to be mean or anything.. but I think That's hilarious. The "losing the nipple to Potato whatever you made." 

AkuskaUK 6

Monday 28 March 2011 12:37

exactly what I was thinking!

applecaketree 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:42

Ouch! How can anyone deserve that? FYL OP :(

ChrisLTC 3

Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

nate_msm 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

epic

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 28 March 2011 14:50

lol

alex1432 9

Monday 28 March 2011 23:43

good one

FMLephant 2

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.

craaazymonkey 0

Monday 28 March 2011 12:57

Tssssssssss

sarapsosis 1

Monday 28 March 2011 12:59

exactly what I was thinking too!!

stewie71 3

Monday 28 March 2011 13:02

Okay. Losing "half a nipple" to potato salad? Oh. I see. Cooking in the nude again w/ your large breasts. Good thay the knife was sharp.

nohugs4u 8

Monday 28 March 2011 15:12

wut

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Monday 28 March 2011 13:04

Who wants some boiled boobs??

Fx13mz 7

Monday 28 March 2011 13:07

Pics or it didn't happen.

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