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By pizzacat - / Wednesday 22 September 2010 08:49 / Australia
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He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!

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7- anywhere? women are allowed to wear low cut tops, her button came off she didn't choose for it to happen dipshit.

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I agree - why would you wear a low cut top to interview new people? is that the first impression you're going for? Doesnt seem very professional.

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46- This is completely off topic, but your hairstyle is eerily familiar to Justin Beiber's. it's kinda distracting. Does it burn your scalp?

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Or maybe you're ugly as hell and the view was making him sick. Stop assuming you're irresistable OP. If u were hot he'd love to shake your hand

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"nursing his appreciation" = jerking off. Yeah. I bet he'd love to shake her hand after that. Or maybe even WHILE doing it.

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DID U NOT NOTICE THAT HIS EYES WERE ON UR RACK!!! I wish I had boobies so I could stare at them without getting dirty looks

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oh thts funny... I went for a job interview today and go really shy and nervous after seeing my boss's nice titties

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Poor OP? I think she deserves it. You can be cute but professional without wearing lowcut tops. Especially if you're in a position of interviewing people.

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132 - It appears you don't. I know exactly what I'm talking about. Care to enlighten the world with your thoughts?

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actually, she could lol. American is not a race. i asked a history teacher last year and he said no. he could sue though and call it, harassment. it's sad but true. people sue for silly things nowadays.

He probably kept his hand in his pocket to conceal his raging boner. A woman in a position of authority with a low-cut top (missing a button, even!) being extra nice? I'm half a world away and I've got a raging boner!

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Haha I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Perix I will pay you to not take that new job! The thought of missing these comments is just too sad for words.

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Thanks, green_eyes, I think I'll be able to sneak a little time at the new job to keep up with FML. A pretty woman offers to pay me to comment on FML? I got my boner back!!!

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My name is Lauren, and, personally, I think everyone should get together and donate to see your comments along with some others (Mercy, Chaos, Anna, and some others). It's really entertainment and other people get paid to entertain right? Haha... just a thought.

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oh I get it! ivote has zezima and fml has perdix! exept zezima is banned now :(. I still think zezima was funnier though :)

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That's a great idea, Lauren, but with my luck, I'd get fired from my job as a professional FML commenter for making engineering calculations on company time! Hahahaha. Your positive feedback is gold to me.

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Nah, you'd get privileges. I'd be the chief of staff : ) haha I've been told that I'm a good self esteem booster : )

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Oooh, privileges ;) I like the way that sounds. I guess I picked the wrong day to wear tight khakis to work -- I won't be able to walk around while I'm thinking what those privileges might be. And while I am flattered you believe I am divine, I am just a dude, and every bit of positive feedback makes me smile and warms my heart.

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Sorry perdix I think you and doc Bastard are on the same level ground when it comes to being the kings of Fml...

You're going to cop a lot of shit from commenters regarding the lowcut top. But you definitely don't deserve to have to deal with some freaky pervert gratifying himself DURING A JOB INTERVIEW.

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OP got what she (accidentally) asked for: a boner. Dress properly and you won't have to deal with involuntary body reactions.

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...And what happens if she had been dressed properly in a nice, conservative blouse? For all you know, that could have been the case and the button could have popped off at work.

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"I had lost the top button on my _low_cut_top_" Also, calling a guy "freak" for an erection is like calling a girl "slut" because her tits hardened in the cold: its a reaction

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I called him freaky because, incase you didn't catch it while reading both the FML itself and the second half of my comment, the OP indicated that he was masturbating. Despite what you so desperately wish to believe about me, I don't think men are perverts for getting erections.

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I understood you in the first place, but still find hard to believe that he were masturbating during the interview. At the end the OP emphasizes that he were reluctant to shake hands, probably because he were busy hiding his boner.

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I interpreted "nursing his appreciation" as "trying to conceal his erection so I wouldn't think he was a pervert". But what do I know? I'm a giraffe. Hey, OP: YDI for not selecting your clothes more carefully, for being attractive, and for having a nice rack. There are 3 things you must do to fix this situation: 1) provide us with some pics (or it didn't happen!), and 2) fornicate with the man who wants your body so badly that he can't hide it, and 3) make him a nice sammi

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Low cut doesn't always mean slutty or skanky. Low cut, depending on just HOW low cut the top is, could be suitable for work.

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