Miscellaneous: Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts...

By mistickfae - 29/10/2012 18:42 - United States

Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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By eamiller - 23/12/2014 20:41 - United States - Franklin

Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML

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By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:16 - United States - Charlotte

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:17 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML

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stary1722 6

Monday 29 October 2012 23:40

At least acne is good for something!

TheFirstSamurai 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:26

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

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SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:13

Look on the bright side - your spots go perfectly with your costume. You can always treat imperfections with a cream of sorts.

chatwithstar 7

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:22

Pimples will eventually go away, and people will realize acne isn't all that bad. :)

TheFirstSamurai 18

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:26

I really thought this FML, was going to end with "they were just real warts".

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:31

I bet it was awkward when they were feeling them and saying that they felt so life like huh....

matt98_fml 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 0:49

At least you don't have warts. Plus pimples are easy to get rid of. Neutrogena is the way. ;)

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:28

I hope you weren't complimented for your rotten teeth...

toriori123 5

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:29

Dang u needa pop them then

blahblahblah5_x 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:50

Maybe you shouldn't be putting make up on them

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:55

Your heart doesn't need to talk, because your skin is speaking loud and clear.

JJtJJ 13

Tuesday 30 October 2012 1:57

Should have popped one, added to the Halloween spirit :P

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