Miscellaneous: Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater.... - FML

By MdMan2 - 04/06/2015 02:14 - United States - West Mclean

Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML

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MdMan2 23

Thursday 4 June 2015 22:28

OP here. The movie was the new avengers. And yea, I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

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devildog562 33

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:06

Hope you can pop back from this salty experience .

CliffyB03 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:00

So choking is disruptive, but not the girl that sits next to me taking selfies with the flash on?

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tranced_ 45

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:16

I would've came to tap your back bruh I'm sorry the workers treated you that way. .

akai4986 16

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:17

anyone else is curious as what the movie was ?

aislinn_skye 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:50

Scroll up.

freddygasman 18

Friday 5 June 2015 2:03

@41 the question was asked at comment 14, and OP responded at comment 34

imkool136 22

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:23

Well first they stole all her money on popcorn and now they're gonna let her die?!? That's horrible.

abNormal62 23

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:27

They don't like it when you leave your cell phone on. You think they're going to tolerate an inconvenient death or ambulance call

saifnaqvi11 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:32

I've been there before. Aside from the getting kicked out. Just a bunch of angry people telling me to stop being so loud. Like I'm sorry let me just choke quoted for you.

saifnaqvi11 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:38

Quieter*

Rodville 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:36

Call an ambulance and don't leave till they get there and walk you out.

balake_fml 8

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:41

"Guys only like me for my body and idk why"

bloodlusthatter 17

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:42

If they kicked out everyone who choked during 50 shades of grey the movie industry would go out of business

Unbearable_fml 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:48

Well, what movie was it?

MdMan2 23

Friday 5 June 2015 2:59

The new avengers.

crazy_loner 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 19:50

That's sad.

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