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By Anonymous - 22/03/2016 03:19 - United States - Greenville
Today I was chatting with the guy I like about spring, when the topic of animals coming out again came up. I then mentioned how last week I found a snake in my garage so I chopped its head off. It was only after he looked at me with contempt and horror that I remembered he has two pet snakes. FML.