Maybe he thought your shirt was a part of your body and when you took it off, he got horrified and puked. Or he was just sick, that's also possible.

Yeah because that's your dogs way of saying he finds you unattractive. When they don't do that it means they want you to carry their pups.

He might be male, but your dog sounds like a real bitch. :-)

there is someone out there for everyone. if you don't believe me, just go to walmart and watch people.

I think it was just a coincidence. I'm sure you look fine.

Your dog had something he shouldn't...it has nothing to do with you

depending on the breed of dog and certain things like if you changed his food or different things in the air he may have just been feeling under weather like we homans tend to do, dont think much of it dogs are the only creatures on the planet that love unconditionally

Meg Griffin? Is that you?

Ha! Most dogs have 8 nipples, right? He was probably wondering where your other 6 were.

I guess bitchs are judgemental