Work: Today, I was carrying a tray of dishes to the kitchen, when a...

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By BlueSteele220 - 05/03/2016 02:11 - United States - Keller

Today, I was carrying a tray of dishes to the kitchen, when a co-worker who wasn't paying attention bumped into me. This caused me to spill the dishes on a guest and I got chewed out by the guest and my boss. FML

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