By jakethed0g - 10/08/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He was marking his territory. It's sanitary. :)

TripOnShoelaces 0

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Really ?? What if the bears pee ? What happens to them ? Lol (:

brianfantana32 10

No, those are periods, anchorman reference FTW

I dont think you get many bears in Coventry....

poppaof6 0

So now is where you get to see if those odor eaters are worth the money!

JrRacer4007 0

Really? If it's freezing cold would you really get all the way out of a warm tent just to take a piss when you can be warm doing it? And you normally dont put shoes outside a tent because that's how you get spider and snake bites on your feet! What a bitch you are!

MrSexyPants 14

You brought another pair of shoes and punched your brother in the face, right? Ps I hope your username is an Adventure Time reference!

Wicked361 8

I think it is Adventure Time!

I hope he urinated just fine. I mean thank god he didn't have a bladder infection, your shoes can be replaced any time. a bladder cannot.

You ma'am clearly see the bigger picture.

sparklecherry 4

Either that, or she's an idiot.

Jam a pine cone into the toe of his shoe. Make sure you tell him about the poisonous spiders in the woods as he's putting it on. What he didn't empty out into your shoes will soak his pants.

Haha that's awesome... I've gotta remember that one...