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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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By antsgomarching - 06/10/2020 17:01

Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By my butt is lava - 19/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Custer

Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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Nature is healing

By anonymous - 30/06/2016 05:27 - United States - Forney

Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

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crackawithcheese 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

joanjett 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

I ******* HATE ANTS.

Comments

awh_crap 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:35

Ah damn... I would've jumped a mile!

OMNOMN0M 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:35

ants gotta look out for each other.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:39

Aw yeah, bug-brotha pride.

mofuckaa 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:23

u like xbox n cars thats sickk!:)

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:42

3 comments. And one of them is a creeper comment..... Get out. Now. I'm the only creeper here!

DeLpHe3zY 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:43

yum

claireelopezz 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:47

theyr evrywere be more carefull next time

Killerturtle 11

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:52

I think it's weird that there has to be atleast two large bugs on the trampolin when i get on. I have to get them all down safely before I can bounce in peace.

elmogoezRAWR 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:23

I have the same problem, and they're usually spiders. Ick.

kaykay20 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:52

Hope they didn't decide to bite all at once after that. Fyl

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:52

They must have crawled up from the plANTs. Or from your pANTs. Those damned arrogANT assailANTs/combatANTs. Next time put repellANT on your skin. If you're outside near ANTs, that's a practical commandANT!