Transportation: Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit,"...

By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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thisisafunnyname 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler

olpally 32

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..

Comments

BeefyQueef 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:10

Fight her.

PaulB123 11

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:11

Well was it worth it? Get her back by giving her the car and let her get a ticket.

mike3775 35

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:14

I don't blame you at all. I wouldn't let her use my car either. I never let anyone use my vehicles, because if they get in a wreck, its a pain to get them to pay for it(I learned that from experience when I was 18)

s1ckpup 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:15

But if the mother-in-law speeds in the OP's car she can get in accident and wreck the car. So use some common sense on that, muhhfucka.

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 21 December 2011 17:13

I speed and I've driven nearly 200000km and I've never been in an accident

VoteForTaco 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:04

59- Magic :) . How could you not know that?

TonyIsMyDog 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:26

He said km, not km/h.

FMtechL 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:07

And ur an idiot.

Sab0026 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:17

Wow, I'm sorry about your mother in law. I doubt your any of those things. Just shake it off and ignore it :) . Have a good christmas!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:18

i wouldn't let her borrow shit after she said all that

fuzzywolf 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:57

^ This.

flockz 19

Wednesday 21 December 2011 17:06

IS SPARTA!!

fuzzywolf 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:26

^WIN

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:54

No, this is Patrick.

flockz 19

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:18

were these phrases all used in the same sentence? "you disrespectful bitch's *****, you should just die in a fire like the demon you are and then jump into a toilet you little piece of shit."